While they may not all be out to get you, most capitalize on the misfortune of others. Reporters are just fear mongers and slanderers for the express purpose of creating shock headlines at the expense of the general public.
From my experience, they will bring anyone's good name through the mud if they think it will advance their career. Further, there is no good way for those who they degrade to adequately respond without words being taken out of context since they have no equal forum to respond. Purely despicable.
Whease, I think we can all agree to that.
Also, for another, albeit less original, attempt for the "Price is Right" technique, 1:48 PM Thursday and 91 pages. (Although I really am desperately hoping for Wednesday at 9 AM).