I appreciate your good sense of humor, and understand why I would be maligned, but please let me allow to elaborate on my reasoning:
1) Research: If anything, I have research too much and have gotten in a place where I am overwhelmed, leading to a state of paralysis (my main focus is Sociology, but some of my interests go outside in PoliSci, and I can see myself in these departments). I have browsed these forums for over a year, and appreciate the good insight that many young scholars can offer, often providing names for academics that I might not have come across (1 post informed me about a scholar at Brown University which I wasn't aware of).
2) Top 10-15: This will look because of prestige, but more so because of practicality. My goal is to attain a TT in Canada, which tends to be much more selective in the urban cities because of the location and lack of private colleges. Example: McGill, UBC and the University of Toronto essentially only hire from top departments.
With this reasoning, I would greatly appreciate your support and advice, and prefer if you could keep the negative comments aside. Thanks for your time.