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LOL...From our university's forum (http://www.smth.org):

ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says

by justplay (Thu Feb 28 21:19:01 2008)

I do not, repeat NOT, have any funds to support students at any level

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by tata530 (Thu Feb 28 21:45:52 2008)

Hi Prof.,

I read your webpage and it turns out that I'm nothing but extremely rich.

A perfect match, uh? Talk to me.

Regards,

xxx

Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says

by MaxBorn (Thu Feb 28 21:51:48 2008)

Hi Prof.,

I have no funds either! What a brilliant match!

Look forward to meeting you in the Farm.

Best,

Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says

by tata530 (Thu Feb 28 21:56:05 2008)

Brilliant. Let's two poor bastards meet and eat our own arms.

Cheers,

Prof. xxx

Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says

by zuiaiqh (Thu Feb 28 21:52:15 2008)

Hi Prof

I can, repeat CAN, fund you. Admit and advise me.

3x

Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says

by miewmiew (Thu Feb 28 21:55:21 2008)

Hi tata530,

Please let me know how to apply for you program. I will appreciate it a lot if you can offer me an RAship(Research Advisor).

Love,

Prof. Stanford

Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says

by tata530(Thu Feb 28 21:58:41 2008)

Hi Prof.,

There's a queue of people wating for my funding. The queue starts at Tian'anmen Square and heads east. I suggest you go to Tianjin and start from there.

Good luck.

Regards,

Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says

by virgozxy (Thu Feb 28 22:14:50 2008)

Your application will NOT, repeat, NOT be reviewed before you pay the application fee, which is $783657867. You could pay the fee either by credit card or by check.

Re: ft, the webpage of a stanford professor says

by Ricckma(Fri Feb 29 07:04:52 2008)

Hi xxx:

I will queue up even if the line ends in pacific ocean now. <3. BTW if you have other openings like bodyguards, drivers, nudge packers or whatever plz do give me first priority b/c, you know, those are closely related to my background. Feel free to kick my ass up and down if that makes you happy.

Thanks a bunch.

Prof. StanfordSucks

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