very_cool_orangutang Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 Yo mama went to a library and asked for a sandwich. The librarian said, "This is a library." Yo mama whispered to her, "I would like a sandwich." [yo mama remix of an old joke...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. sesquipedale Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) Fun thread! Here are a few of my own. Yo mama so dumb, she thought grad school was short for gradual school, and so at the recruitment weekend she did everything in slow motion. Yeeeeeeeeesss IIIIIIII Woooooouuuuuulllld liiiiiikeeeee aaaaaa broooochuuureeeee. Yo mama so dumb, she studied 8 months to pass the GRE mouse tutorial by trying to teach her pet mouse math. Yo mama so hideous, she’s doing her ethology dissertation on all the snakes in her hair. Yo mama so round, grad students outline her body with a giant pencil to draw perfect circles. Edited February 28, 2011 by A. sesquipedale very_cool_orangutang 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
very_cool_orangutang Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 Yo mama so dumb, she studied 8 months to pass the GRE mouse tutorial by trying to teach her pet mouse math. Hahahaaaaaaaaaa...... Yo mama so smelly, she brings rotten fishes in her purse to cover up her own stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FingersCrossedX Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Yo mama so old she brought a mainframe computer to grad school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMP Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 One of the best threads on GradCafe indeed!!! Yo momma so dumb she consulted Rosetta Stone for her translation of Heidegger's Sein und Zeit. Yo momma so fat she learned French in a Cajun restaurant in NOLA Yo momma so fat she learned Spanish in a taquita. (and so forth for languages) Yo momma so old she wrote her dissertation on the American family life using one source: HER. Yo mama so old she cited an interview with President Woodrow Wilson on the Fourteen Points. Yo momma so short she had to ask one of her own undergrads to reach for that ass heavy book on the top shelf.... and so dumb she gave that bloke an A! Ahh... good stuff for history folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tydil Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Yo momma so slow, the infinite sum from 0 to infinity of (1/2)^n counts to 2 faster than her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
very_cool_orangutang Posted March 1, 2011 Author Share Posted March 1, 2011 Yo mama so fat, she was asked not to come to the campus while the Cavendish experiment was being performed. Yo mama so fat, she affects the tides in that region. Yo mama so fat, the moon appears bigger in the region where she's in. skeedy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeedy Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Yo momma so dumb, her undergraduate institution refused to send her transcripts due to pure embarrassment. Yo momma so dumb AND so fat, she checked that she "gets" Japanese on her applications because she orders it for delivery at least twice a day. A. sesquipedale 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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