Breaking up is hard to do...

[bae_dal]

My Dear Universities,

Why do you want to break up with me so soon? I know that long distance relationships are tough, but you just have to say the word and I would come running. Think of all the things that I have done for you. Those tests that you set up for me, I did them for you. I whispered sweet nothings in your ear via the poetry of my SOP, not to mention unleashed a torrent of veritable academic craft, just to give you a "sample" of things to come. I tried to love you all equally, though, you, I might have elevated above the rest (perhaps it was because you played the most hard-to-get).

I know that some of you  have been talking to other suiters, but I will not hold that against you. However, the continued silent treatment is wearing upon my psyche. I keep waiting by the phone hoping that you will call. All in vain.

If you want to break up, I will accept it (grudgingly), but this continual silence...it's just not working for me anymore.

Languishing,

BD

[radicaliterata]

please send that out....amazing!

[lyonessrampant]

That is the most awesome thing I've seen in weeks. Seriously. I'm sending it out to all my friends who are applying and not on this site.

[bae_dal]

I am just waiting for those three magical words that every girl of my ilk longs to hear.."You are accepted."