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Columbia Autobiographical Essay


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"Today, I went on the internet to ask for help with writing this weird autobiographical thing you're asking for in this very application - the one you're reading right now, how very 'meta.' The internet sort of ignored me, but that's ok, because some random person wrote this and I copy and pasted it for you to see. The person who wrote it wants you to know he's a professional legit author and "I'm famous bitches!" and that should apparently be enough to get me in. Oh yeah, I'm also blonde, cuz that's what you're looking for in something autobiographical right? Seriously, can you be more vague? Regardless, he says he's still famous - bitches - and that it will all work out and that a simple copy-paste will solve all my problems. I'm leaning toward believing him, because he's famous - bitches.

 

Sincerely,

Applicant."

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