Guest Gnome Chomsky Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 the bartender has to Google everything you order. the youngest girl there is older than your mom. there's a pool table and no pool sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EngineerGrad Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 That sounds like tragedy talpostal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glm Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 There is no menu, but potluck dishes that are mostly gamey stews and green bean casserole... …The guy next to you is dribbling gamey stew in his beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pears Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 …The guy next to you is dribbling gamey stew in his beard. This makes 100% of the drinking establishments my S.O. has eaten food in a dive bar, if we're counting his post-beard mustache days. To be fair, we're not classy people.. but I had a good chuckle. Also: ...when getting in a fight doesn't immediately get you 86'd. ...you walk out smelling of musky cologne or other patrons' cigarettes, despite having walked in unscented. ..."brain & eggs" is not only an item on the menu, but one of the most popular. ...there are no actual lamps on after 9:00 pm, just neon signs & backlit advertisements. ...the bathrooms have "grow-up quarter machines" with condoms, lubricant, perfume, & flavored breath drops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glm Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 This makes 100% of the drinking establishments my S.O. has eaten food in a dive bar, if we're counting his post-beard mustache days. To be fair, we're not classy people.. but I had a good chuckle. Also: ...when getting in a fight doesn't immediately get you 86'd. ...you walk out smelling of musky cologne or other patrons' cigarettes, despite having walked in unscented. ..."brain & eggs" is not only an item on the menu, but one of the most popular. ...there are no actual lamps on after 9:00 pm, just neon signs & backlit advertisements. ...the bathrooms have "grow-up quarter machines" with condoms, lubricant, perfume, & flavored breath drops. I guess "dribbling" is too polite of a way to word drunkenly spilling great gobs of stew into a beard with each heaping spoonful. I've only ever witnessed this once, but my oh my it was memorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhDerp Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 When Randy Savage visits to hunt for legendary dive-bar gold. Boston, you are the only, only, oooonly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pears Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I guess "dribbling" is too polite of a way to word drunkenly spilling great gobs of stew into a beard with each heaping spoonful. I've only ever witnessed this once, but my oh my it was memorable. When it's warm out, keep an eye open for beardy dudes eating ice cream, especially soft serve. It's a field day of dribbles & hilarity! We were finding rainbow sprinkles in my S.O.'s beard the rest of the day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obaka Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 The bartender has to look in the back for clean glasses then stays back there hiding when he can't find any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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