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BattyBoy

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About BattyBoy

  • Birthday 07/27/1978

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    Xanadu
  • Interests
    Flagellation & Fornication
  • Application Season
    2014 Fall
  • Program
    English PhD

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  1. RT @Harkiran78: “But I can’t! Central Asia is gargantuan.” “Now, now. What do we say to that?” “I’m Chengez Khan, not Chengez Khan’t.”
  2. Yes... Every guy that comments, 'You're so HOT' on a pretty girl's selfie is totally swimming in pussy. Every. Guy.
  3. Gave the GRE last week - Had a cold, they made me empty my pockets & trash all my tissues but they do provide you with tissues, so filled up me pockets All the very best & do well Yes, you'll be brain dead after about thirty nanoseconds.
  4. to those applying to Stanford, how do you tackle this in 700 characters... Stanford University regards the diversity of its graduate student body as an important factor in serving the educational mission of the university. We encourage you to share unique, personally important, and/or challenging factors in your background, such as work and life experiences, special interests, culture, socioeconomic status, the quality of your early educational environment, gender, sexual orientation, race or ethnicity. Please discuss how such factors would contribute to the diversity of the entering class, and hence to the experience of your Stanford classmates. [This particular application allows a 700 character limit for your answer]
  5. The Statement of Purpose in Graduate Program Applications: Genre Structure and Disciplinary Variation Samraj, Betty; Monk, Lenore http://ge.tt/2QmZeXw/v/0?c And here is some Sam Kinison to cheer you up Sam Kinison - Have You Seen Me Lately http://ge.tt/7OtZWVs/v/0?c
  6. Never thought I'd have to revisit the nightmare from school... probability, permutations & combinations and the horror of horrors...standard deviation for my GRE. As if the subject test wasn't bad enough... now more more more... with the amount of masochism we inflict upon ourselves to get into grad school, we should all be BDSM stars Anyone for a BDSM club for English PhDs?
  7. a paradox of sorts. they want you to shout out how awesome you are...but if you do exactly that, you're no longer awesome
  8. It is happiness to have vomited all the dead white males yesterday irrespective of the darn questions. ETS sure knows how to screw you over...most of the subject test didn't even look like it was in English. Probably wasn't...after all the misery of the application process, rejection will feel sweeter than success. I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance 5 I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed.
  9. I know the last thing you need is more stress... hoping that the proctor is an understanding creature... all the very best for this miserable miserable exam... last 14 hours... my brain has shut down. "F**K ALL THESE BLOODY DEAD WHITE MALES AND OBJECTIVE CORRELATION OF PETRARCHAN STANZAS ON THE TRANSCENDENTALISM OF THE BOSTON BRAHMINS !!!"
  10. GRE English Literature Subject Tests: GR9064 (1989) GR9564 (1995) GR9964 (1999) http://ge.tt/6hi9L7u?c Hope these help! All the very best for the subject test and the applications
  11. Yup. Crunch time. Next week. Phew! Thx for the upload of Mobile Mecum, id quid :) Mad respect!
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