I don't give a rat's butt about most sports (though I do very occasionally see live tennis matches), I don't go to church unless it's a wedding, baptism, or bar/bat-mitzvah, been-there-done-that with diaperchanging, and, re Webern and Stockhausen, don't forget Carter, Boulez, and Penderecki.
Which southeastern European language? (Albanian, Bulgarian, Croatian, Czech, Hungarian, Macedonian, Romanian, Serbian, Slovakian, Slovenian, etc. are not dirty words, even if the majority of Americans couldn't find Slovenia on the map if you offered a 50-dollar prize.)