"Is anyone still in school?" -
Yes, I am. Or, rather, I was in school, out of it, and am now back in it. I'm in the MFA program in writing at UC-Irvine, and this June I shall be christened Master of the Flatulent Arts.
Also, I guess I asked, but didn't share: I'm applying to NYU, Duke, Chicago, Columbia, and Harvard (that's right, five prospective eggs nestled in one hell of a hell-bound elitist handbasket). I'd be happy living in any of these places, and all of them have faculty interested in what I want to study, which has to do with narrative theory/poetics and the later 20th-c. American novel.
Now that application season has slumped to its unspectacular finish, I lie alone at night with my fears that 1) I WON'T GET IN ANYWHERE; 2) I will get in somewhere dreamy but for some obscure eugenics-related reason I'll be denied any (or enough) funds from their silvery fund-font; 3) I WON'T GET IN ANYWHERE; 4) My GRE quantitative score, which is lower and more obscene than a ninety-year-old postfeminist's decolletage, will keep me from getting in anywhere, so that 5) I WON'T GET IN ANYWHERE. 6) Also, I have a(n irrational?) fear that admissions committees will see the letters "MFA" and toss my junk away immediately, thinking that all I'll be capable of producing are minimalist short stories about hummingbirds that vibrate with their own painful sincerity.
If I don't get in, I'll try again next year with lowered expectations. In the meantime, I suppose I'll try to keep overhead low and (writing) output high. (Is there anyone out there with an extra attic? Basement? Garage? Tent?)