MintBrad- I hope we get to study together next year at Maryland! I know of a few fully funded MAs in theatre, they're not stellar programs, but they're decent. Also, did you talk to any schools about doing a dual MA and PhD program? If it doesn't work out this year, it might be worth talking to a program head about entering a program (like Maryland) as an MA and seeing if you could just move from that onto the PhD program whenever they feel you are ready. That might cut down on the length of time it would take to get that second MA and also increase the likelihood of getting into your top PhD programs.
Fingers crossed for all of us!! Please, let us study there!