I noticed you placed SUNY in the list of schools that have made their decisions by now - but does anyone know if SUNY Buffalo is anywhere near done reviewing apps? I've only noticed a couple acceptances on the results page (and, for my part, my application is still labeled "not reviewed"). In any case, I certainly think it should take them longer than a month to review so much writing - it's not just black and white credentials they're evaluating, as it sort of is with non-humanities majors.
P.S. Astroturf, do you mind if i ask which schools you applied to (just so I know which schools your advisors don't expect will notify until March).