I'm with coyabean on this one. I have more plans than all my friends and family members (of about my age) put together.
1. Finish off strong in grad school and don't burn out/grow a distaste for academia while writing my dissertation. Get awesome career as a professor, but ideally as one who does more teaching than research. Guessing that would not be TT.
2. Finish off strong in grad school, get the Ph.D. and decide I would rather not be a professor. In this case, I become a professional baker, work my way up in the wedding cake industry, possibly gaining a Food Network show/special.
3. Same as #2, but rather than spending all day in a hot bakery, I utilize my knowledge of literature to write a best selling novel.
4. Finish grad school (strong or not), become high school English/Latin/Italian teacher.
5. Scrap all of this, move to Ireland, have lots of kids, and raise an entire clan of academic bada**es and one future NFL safety. (J/k on this one... or am I?)