1) Overall Program Ranking
2) Subfield Ranking
3) Funding opportunities pre and post graduation
4) Flora/Fauna of local ecosystem
5) Relative, not absolute, age of faculty
6) ((Sum of Ranking of PhD Programs Attended by Faculty)/Total Number of Faculty)*2) + OR - number of delis (depending on the distribution)
7) Is there a Trader Joes? If yes, how big is the hot bar?
8) Will they pay me via Western Union? If not, will they deposit to my offshore bank account? (this money will be automatically re-routed to an on-shore bank account, so I'm not concerned about how this looks)
9) Summer funding? Competitive funding is preferred
10) Teaching opportunities at local community college? Local preschools?
11) Is there a climate of success? Do they call themselves a family? Can I call my advisor dad?