Lighthouse Lana

Dearest Darlingest Boston University, I hope this email finds you frantically trying to finish the selection process. Are you quite well? I only ask because the radio silence on your end has certainly been a cause for alarm. As for me, I have mysteriously gained 10 pounds, accumulated a lovely array of zits, wasted all of my money on grubhub, and neglected my duties as a student and a teacher. My family and friends are fine, thank you. In fact, they are coming to visit me this weekend! As I know them pretty well, I am sure they will ask me "so, what's next for you?” Now, I hate to be a bother, but if you wouldn't mind hurrying the F up so I have an answer for them, I would be truly grateful. Yours (or not yours, make up your friggin mind), The Girl Cry/Laughing into Chocolate Cake

Does...Does anyone want to email BU? ... Bueller?

On a separate note, I just got a job at a gourmet chocolate shop! I start tomorrow and this is my thought process: Yay! I love chocolate and paychecks! Wait, I'm still waiting to hear back from BU and Brandeis (even though the latter is an implied rejection)... Wait, I might hear back from them as early as tomorrow... Well, there go my thighs.

Where are you Boston University?? Help me BU, you're my only hope!