lol twas just a metaphor...
But in an attempt to make things right, I can offer some advice to those who want it. At this time, I can't go into details about my situation, but I can say that I am a fortunate limbo-er that will be an awardee. I am an entering grad student and on my application I listed no publications, a low overall GPA, and only one year relevant research experience (but really, it's the quality, not the quantity that counts). I do have solid GRE scores and several other redeeming qualities. Very importantly (i think...), I had emphasized the broader impacts and asked my LOR writers to recount my actions and support my intentions.
...anyway, that's all I've got for now. Good luck everyone!