1. make sidewalk slammers the night before and krunk out (if your test is at 10am, make sure you're in bed no sooner than 4am)
2. watch Wonder Showzen before leaving to take your exam (specifically the Horse Apples episode...it'll get your brain in shape)
3. start studying 6 months in advanced (math, whatever, learning 20 new words a week, blah blah)
4. take test while still tipsies (hopefully before the hangover sets in)
5. pass out on hood of car. when someone tries to wake you say 'just scored me a 1440, motherfucker!'
...anyway, worked great for the old test so i'm sure it will for the revised