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    50_50 got a reaction from BreathingSister in "No, the Results Survey won't change if you check it 5 minutes later" Funny Habits of the 'Admissions-Obsessed'   
    Dear Gradcafe administrator,

    As is evident from the postings above, too many of us poor souls have suffered tremendously because the results section gets updated too slowly. I suggest that you place some ads on this website, make some money and then pay that money to university officials who can come to this site and post updates such as, "I just made copies of 3 applications and gave them to the Adcom", "the postman is carrying a heavy bag today; looks like all transcripts are coming, "the secretary is typing acceptance emails", "Adcom was heard laughing at an applicant with 2.1 GPA", etc., every minute.

    Yours most sincerely,
    Slow-update Victim No. N (where N>1000)
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    50_50 got a reaction from pikachu in "No, the Results Survey won't change if you check it 5 minutes later" Funny Habits of the 'Admissions-Obsessed'   
    Dear Gradcafe administrator,

    As is evident from the postings above, too many of us poor souls have suffered tremendously because the results section gets updated too slowly. I suggest that you place some ads on this website, make some money and then pay that money to university officials who can come to this site and post updates such as, "I just made copies of 3 applications and gave them to the Adcom", "the postman is carrying a heavy bag today; looks like all transcripts are coming, "the secretary is typing acceptance emails", "Adcom was heard laughing at an applicant with 2.1 GPA", etc., every minute.

    Yours most sincerely,
    Slow-update Victim No. N (where N>1000)
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    50_50 got a reaction from kazoo in "No, the Results Survey won't change if you check it 5 minutes later" Funny Habits of the 'Admissions-Obsessed'   
    Dear Gradcafe administrator,

    As is evident from the postings above, too many of us poor souls have suffered tremendously because the results section gets updated too slowly. I suggest that you place some ads on this website, make some money and then pay that money to university officials who can come to this site and post updates such as, "I just made copies of 3 applications and gave them to the Adcom", "the postman is carrying a heavy bag today; looks like all transcripts are coming, "the secretary is typing acceptance emails", "Adcom was heard laughing at an applicant with 2.1 GPA", etc., every minute.

    Yours most sincerely,
    Slow-update Victim No. N (where N>1000)
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    50_50 got a reaction from crazygirl2012 in "No, the Results Survey won't change if you check it 5 minutes later" Funny Habits of the 'Admissions-Obsessed'   
    Dear Gradcafe administrator,

    As is evident from the postings above, too many of us poor souls have suffered tremendously because the results section gets updated too slowly. I suggest that you place some ads on this website, make some money and then pay that money to university officials who can come to this site and post updates such as, "I just made copies of 3 applications and gave them to the Adcom", "the postman is carrying a heavy bag today; looks like all transcripts are coming, "the secretary is typing acceptance emails", "Adcom was heard laughing at an applicant with 2.1 GPA", etc., every minute.

    Yours most sincerely,
    Slow-update Victim No. N (where N>1000)
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    50_50 got a reaction from stephanie.ms.antunes in "No, the Results Survey won't change if you check it 5 minutes later" Funny Habits of the 'Admissions-Obsessed'   
    Dear Gradcafe administrator,

    As is evident from the postings above, too many of us poor souls have suffered tremendously because the results section gets updated too slowly. I suggest that you place some ads on this website, make some money and then pay that money to university officials who can come to this site and post updates such as, "I just made copies of 3 applications and gave them to the Adcom", "the postman is carrying a heavy bag today; looks like all transcripts are coming, "the secretary is typing acceptance emails", "Adcom was heard laughing at an applicant with 2.1 GPA", etc., every minute.

    Yours most sincerely,
    Slow-update Victim No. N (where N>1000)
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