tolstoy Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Who else has one? Inbox is barren Dusty spam in the archives Grad schools are fickle Each morning awake Is there news from the adcomms? Anguish in waiting Just how many times Can I refresh my Gmail Before suicide? Ring tone blares from cell Wildfire inside of stomach Despair: is only mom. Ground teeth down to nubs Hairs not pulled out have turned gray Ad comms: in or out? New email appears Admission granted with funds! Safety school: thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaraDanielle Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Just how many times Can I refresh my Gmail Before suicide? This is my favorite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignatius_J_Reilly Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Deathly is the wait Complete torment of the mind Both hope and despair Dreams of an e-mail A wonderful acceptance Dissolves when I wake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Grad Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 My husband awaits So I continue to press refresh, but nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUcat72 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I dream, hope, and plead That this wait won't consume me Oh adcomms, you suck What is this I see?! Grrr! Curse this junk mail from Dell! Why did I apply? "What do you study?" Industrial Design, mom! Blank stare... "What is that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFGator Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 (edited) Walk to check mailbox Sadly, there's no mail on Sundays. Check again, how sad. Internet is down Oh the many emails I will miss F5, damn, F5... Edited February 16, 2011 by UFGator wanderlust07 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolstoy Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 "Thanks for applying" - I don't need to read the rest. Fuck you too, ad comm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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