Popular Stuff You Have Never Done

[Guest Gnome Chomsky]

Made out with a stranger at a club

I did that a few years ago and a few nights later I was on a "date" with my ex and our waitress was the girl I made out with. 

[Guest Gnome Chomsky]

It would be easier for me to list stuff i have done.

But anyways, i've never tweeted.

I hate tweeting. I have no Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Linkedin, or any type of social media. Only one I would ever consider getting is a Linkedin. 

[Guest Gnome Chomsky]

Never did opium. 

Never got a tattoo or piercing. 

Never banged a dude. 

Never went to a Jewish temple. 

Never went to a Jai alai game. 

Never attempted suicide. 

Never used the word "epic." 

Never slept in a tree. 

Never put french fries on a burger. 

Never went to prom. 

Never graduated high school. 

Never used anal beads. 

Never been on jury duty. 

Never watched any of the Sex in the City movies.