NeuroPsi

I saw this on the History subforum and thought it seemed like a good idea.  This should be more clear than the general Psych Fall 2014 applicants thread, and also allows for completely anonymous disclosure (unless you want to include your username).
 
This will be helpful, I hope, for future psychology applicants to see what past students have been offered funding-wise at various schools and departments (and subfields) when choosing where to apply.
 
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AleHkppLmYnIdDdlaTBEcXQzM1Z6RTM0enJJdVJLZnc#gid=0

The, "I'm an idiot" person actually had three posts. ):
 
Stanford rejection: "Such divas. Maybe I should have sent 3 copies of my transcripts instead of 2?"
Stanford rejection: "hmmm...my plans to take over the world have been set back a bit, it seems. ah well, stripping it is."
MIT rejection: "WOW. VERY FUN. MUCH REJECT."
MIT rejection: "YOLO"
Uni of Maryland: "overqualify?"
 
 
Some acceptances I liked:
"P.h.yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww"
"Hep-ex. Faced some tough rejections, X-Files got me through it all."
"Feelin' macho"
"Dr. Sheldon Cooper!!! I am coming!!! Are you ready for a duel with a god? here I am, your rneternal rival! WOW"
"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! OMSDFNASIDFNSADIFSADFASDFSADF *Keeping my cool*"

"Fine! I'll go make my own geophysics department! With blackjack! And hookers!"

This thread is giving me so much life.

"Alas, Harvard isn't ready for this jelly."

I was mired in department politics, but abandoned them to go show all of my professors my laptop screen, because I'm apparently a child.

My current school's transcript does not list a cumulative, except for their school's.  (My other transcripts do.) So I had to do the calculations for my all-career cumulative up to this point.  It's not recorded anywhere on a transcript.
 
I think I've figured out that "degree GPA" and "cumulative GPA" are different (the distinctions being obvious in the names.)  So I did calculate everything to get my cumulative.