My friend upon learning that I was applying to masters programs and not PhD programs: "Wait but you want to get a PhD-I thought you were applying for your PhD, why aren't you applying for your PhD?"
Me: "Because that isn't how it works. We've talked about this before."
My friend: "Are you sure? I know I've heard about people getting into PhD programs straight out of college. I don't know if you need to get your masters degree first."
Me: "...FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!"