kimmibeans

Illinois State Speech Language Pathology Masters, Rejected via Website on Mar. 14 2014
 
"I pulled out a bowl to put soup in, I have forgotten if I put the soup in because I see the can not opened, but why is my bowl full, oh because I have a bowl full of tears, rejection soup, with a combination of five different types of rejects"
 
This made me laugh. Good luck man!

If you're in for something a little cheesy, watch Psych.
 
I also love Bob's Burgers and South Park.

Every time I tell somebody I am applying for a PhD, I get
 
Person: "Don't you need a Master's for that?"
Me: "No, not necessarily. I just need research experience."
Person:"How long does it take?"
Me: "4-6 years."
Person: "It takes 4-6 Years? Who's paying for that?"
Me: "The school."
Person: "Oh yeah? What's the catch? There's always a catch. Don't trust them!"
Me: "The catch is I sell my soul to them for 6 years."
 
or I get
 
"You are? That's great! Don't worry, you'll get in everywhere; you're so smart!"
That one really kills me.

I don't know if this is helping me either but it is nice to know there are people going through the same thing. Good luck to you and congrats to everyone who has been accepted!

This is such a great idea! I love it
 
Being the last holdout in the zombie apocalypse.

Waking up and realizing you're Justin Beiber?

I JUST GOT AN INTERVIEW OFFER!  Van Andel just called and invited me to an interview tomorrow!
 
HURRAY!