"So you haven't STILL received any acceptance emails yet?"
"Why didn't you apply for *insert some university* ??? Sally got in with her score, I'm sure you might also if you've applied for it"
"So what is your order of preference?" (I was asked this more than a thousand times)
"How are you gonna survive on your own? Do you know how to cook?"
"Do you know anybody who has applied for the same universities?"
"It's okay even if you don't get into any of them. We'll find a suitable desi guy for you to get married and you can study later." (things Indian parents say as if you've got no other plans)