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Genomic Repairman

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  1. You can rest upon your laurels, I rest upon a bed made of $20 bills

  2. Fuck it, sometimes you gotta call an idiot an idiot!

  3. Keep Calm & Carry On! Or someother British shit like that...

  4. Keep Calm & Carry On! Or someother British shit like that...

  5. Someone literally emailed me an SOP that was so shitty, I had to wipe it off with TP before trying to read it.

    1. Timshel

      Timshel

      What was so bad about it?

  6. I fucking broke my external hard drive, rest in peace Western Digital, you saved as few dared to dream!

  7. stop filling out those damn applications and come chat.

  8. come chat with me, I'm bored.

  9. I will answer your questions for a sangwich!

  10. Lidocaine is the drunk retarded cousin of cocaine.

  11. Finally we interview a candidate that doesn't suck or have redonkulously ludicrous notions of what grad school is.

    1. BlueRose

      BlueRose

      How in the name of the holy April 15th deadline are you still interviewing candidates?!

    2. Neuronista

      Neuronista

      exactly, BlueRose! GOD!

    3. Genomic Repairman

      Genomic Repairman

      Is April 15th some type of 11th commandment. Pull your heads out your backsides, grad schools can do whatever they like.

  12. Thank you state government hotel room rate for my cheap weekend getaway.

  13. Dinner with grad school candidates was less than stellar.

    1. beanbagchairs

      beanbagchairs

      What happened?

    2. Genomic Repairman

      Genomic Repairman

      To put it kindly they were uninspiring.

  14. This place was way more fun when they passed out free condoms! Oh nostalgia...

  15. Thinking about commercializing my antibody.

  16. Fuck working on Labor Day.

  17. I'm powered by alcohol!

  18. Who the fuck are you?

  19. They are lax about credit checks in Chucktown. Most landlords are laid back so this is kind of normal. Just photocopy your checks and mail them to the landlord certified mail with return receipt to protect yourself.

  20. Review my damn fellowship proposal and hand me my cash, I've got work to do!

  21. doesn't feel like starting his candidacy exam!

  22. Raw deal that sucks. Best of luck next year.

  23. We sometimes play games in the lab where you generate points by inserting Franco references into normal conversations.

  24. I use Keynote to make all of my presentations. It is way more streamlined than powerpoint and the thing does not crash.

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