Wahou. That was pretty harsh and definitive HistoricalLinguist.
Flatnwhite, I would not worry if I were you Clarendon funding is not gone before the end of March so we've got two weeks. I'm in the MML faculty and there is usually one and sometimes 2 DPhil who are funded each year. They said that, if successful, I should hear about them in the next two weeks. If you want to do stats, look at Clarendon website: there is a list of Clarendon scholars with the year of entry and subject, you can then estimate how many students in your course get a Clarendon scholarship each year! And don't worry about your college: I don't have one yet, like most people, which means that, if you are allocated a Clarendon scholarship, they will allocate you one college that does accept to give matching funds