SOS is it too early to give up hope on Iowa or not? Accepting mainly through phone calls and rejecting only through posts? What kind of outdated/cruel/quirky elitism is that?
(My friend: don't complain about Iowa under your real name? what if they read the post
Me: would they care? if they do, go learn that modern technology bless us human beings with one great invention---email! and at least, i am a woman with great humor and you know what, humor is important to writers. what else, oh, apparently, i can also talk a lot, and this is also a valuable quality for writers. thank you!