Univ. of Cee-Lo

It's an adaptation of a big hit that you guys might recognize. ( ) (warning: language!) I wish I could actually sing and make a video for this song, but I'm only the Uni OF Cee-Lo, not Cee-Lo himself. How unfortunate. NOTE: this is not directed at any professor, student, or university. It's just a celebration of a great song and a way to cope with the painful application (i.e. rejection) process. Warning: language! - - - - Fuck You CHORUS I see you applyin' 'round town With my POI and I'm like, Fuck you! ooo-ooo-OOO I guess the grades on my transcript Just weren't good enough I'm like, Fuck you! And fuck him too! I said, if my GPA were better, I might be admitted (ya) Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?) And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a... Fuck you! ooo-ooo-OOO! VERSE Yeah I'm sorry, I can't get cum laude, But that don't mean I can't publish there. I guess he's an XBox, and I'm more Atari, But the way you play your game ain't fair. I picture the foooo-oooool that applies to work with you (oh shit he's a mean professor) Well (just thought you should know, loser) Ooooo-oooooh I've got some news for you Yeah, go run off to your big shot conference (CHORUS) Now I know, that I had to study, To deal with that grad school itch Trying to sway ya, trying to persuade ya. 'Cause applyin' to yo' program ain't a cinch. I pity the foooo-ooool that applies to work with you (oh shit he's a mean professor) Well (just thought you should know, loser) Ooooo-oooooo---ooooh I've got some news for you I really hate yo ass right now! (CHORUS) Now proffy, proffy, proffy, why d'ya wanna wanna reject me so bad? (so bad, so bad, so bad) I tried to tell my advisor but he told me "this is one for your dad" (your dad, your dad, your dad) Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhhyyy? Uh! WHHHHYYYY PI? Oh! I love your research oh! I still love your research. OOOOOOHHH! I see you applyin' 'round town With my POI and I'm like, Fuck you! ooo-ooo-OOO I guess the grades on my transcript Just weren't good enough I'm like, Fuck you! And fuck him too! I said, if my GPA were better, I might be admitted (ya) Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?) And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a... Fuck you! ooo-ooo-OOO!