Eternal Optimist

Now, now, don't go bursting bubbles already. 

I'm pretty sure we're all in agreement that we would do anything short of violent crimes in order to go through Yale's program. In fact, I'm nowhere near certain a little blood on our hands would bother some of us in that case.

the best part is how it is assumed that these diversity things will have "helped prepare you for graduate studies." I'd be like "I'm asian. It has prepared me for graduate studies because I am asian. The part of graduate studies that is particularly asian will be easier for me because I am asian. This one time I was in asia and this guy was like 'hey, what do you think about grad school?' and I was like 'please unlock the secrets for me' and he was like 'come with me' and then I was like 'ok' and we trained in the hills and oh what, you're still reading? you fucking racist, what, do you think all asian people meditate in the hills to find their inner self? fuck you."

I think that would probably work.

Dear Mississippi,

The GradCafe lolopixie/datatape Appreciation Club REJECTS YOU.

Worst Regards,

Trip

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