hey you guys,
i just wanted to let you know that i was given the most amazing cookie. seriously, it is so warm and delicious and full of nuts. i can see that you guys are super hungry. i can't understand why you would be freaking out over a delicious cookie such as this one. i mean, all i did was fill out some silly papers asking for this cookie and then completely forgot about it. i was so surprised when they offered me the gigantic, life-changing cookie. now here i am, sitting with my cookie, staring at all of you guys wondering why you are so hungry for this tasty treat. find something to take your mind off my cookie!
love you lots!