very_cool_orangutang Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so dumb, she has just 5 publications. Yo mama so big, quantum effects are absolutely negligible. Yo mama so slow, classical mechanics perfectly describes her dynamics. Yo mama such a nerd, she goes to grad school. matilda and brunch 2
jolly_orang Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama such a ninny, when she gets an e-mail of rejection she refreshes the page.
jolly_orang Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama such a ninny, when she gets an e-mail of rejection she refreshes the page. ..hoping that would fix the error.
jolly_orang Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) Yo mama so smart, when she finishes her thesis she does a Ctrl+A to resize, accidentally hits on Backspace, then hurries up to Ctrl+S the procedure. Edited February 27, 2011 by jolly_orang natsteel and very_cool_orangutang 2
very_cool_orangutang Posted February 27, 2011 Author Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so smart, when she finishes her thesis she does a Ctrl+A to resize, accidentally hits on Backspace, then hurries up to Ctrl+S the procedure. Yo mama so smart, she doesn't even know that there's an option of undo. She starts typing her thesis from scratch...
jolly_orang Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so smart, when she finishes her thesis she does a Ctrl+A to resize, accidentally hits on Backspace, then hurries up to Ctrl+S--Alt+F4 the document.* very_cool_orangutang 1
jolly_orang Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so stingy, when she calls to ask about her application status she makes a collect call. rainbowworrier, very_cool_orangutang and mscongeniality1 3
very_cool_orangutang Posted February 27, 2011 Author Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so stingy, when she calls to ask about her application status she makes a collect call. Why doesn't she email?
natsteel Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Obviously she's also too stingy to pay for internet or a bus to the library. very_cool_orangutang 1
very_cool_orangutang Posted February 27, 2011 Author Posted February 27, 2011 Obviously she's also too stingy to pay for internet or a bus to the library. Could it be possible that she can't get into a bus...'coz she's so fat... rainbowworrier and surprisecake 2
surprisecake Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) Yo mama so fat, she had to book two simultaneous appointments to take the GRE. Edited February 27, 2011 by surprisecake snes, mscongeniality1, A. sesquipedale and 2 others 5
very_cool_orangutang Posted February 27, 2011 Author Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so fat, she had to book two simultaneous appointments to take the GRE. lol...also, the adcoms charged twice the regular app fee...
surprisecake Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so stupid, she cites wikipedia as a reference in her masters thesis.
very_cool_orangutang Posted February 27, 2011 Author Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so hilarious, all schools accepted her [so that they can crack yo mama jokes all year].
Sparky Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so smart, she doesn't even know that there's an option of undo. She starts typing her thesis from scratch... I believe this qualifies as, "Yo mama so old, she wrote her thesis on a typewriter."
rainbowworrier Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 yo mama so old, she wrote her thesis in cuneiform. mscongeniality1 and snes 2
eklavya Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mama so ugly, she pukes each time she looks at the mirror. Yo mama so dumb, she got -2 on the GRE. Yo mama so fat, she was hauled by a cargo ship to the interview weekend. Yo mama so stupid, she stole the free brochures at the recruitment weekend. Yo mama so dumb, she runs out and checks her mail box every time her email says 'Inbox 1'. Yo mama so dumb, when the PoI's answering machine told to leave a voicemail, she yelled into an empty envelope. During the interview weekend, I was in the midwest with yo mama. It was very cold outside, so I said 'it's chilly outside'. She went and got a spoon. Yo mama so dumb!
HyacinthMacaw Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 "Yo mama so silly, when she was a farmer she struck a pose in front of her potato crop and thought she would get a Nobel for being 'outstanding in her field.'" (a variation of my uncle's joke, not mine) Sevi 1
UFGator Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Your momma so ugly/dumb she's considered a toxic asset
JSK Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Two early music history jokes of my own invention: "Yo mama so old she don't have a third in her final cadence!" And a pickup line: "Will you let me be your organum, so I can be parallel to all your motion?"
very_cool_orangutang Posted February 28, 2011 Author Posted February 28, 2011 Yo mama so smart, only her parents wrote her recs.
jolly_orang Posted February 28, 2011 Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) Yo mama so bland that unis take her in without even noticing. Edited February 28, 2011 by jolly_orang
HatedByTheRegulars Posted February 28, 2011 Posted February 28, 2011 I agree!!! LOLLLLLLL I'm here in the library cracking up! favorite thread ever!
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