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There it is! Definitive Proof of the intended time of announcement! We all know that Fastlane has not gone down ONCE in the past few weeks, so obviously this downtime must mean they are posting results. Whew! It feels good to know that.

Um, maybe you guys forgot, but this didn't mean ANYTHING the last two times.

Posted

There it is! Definitive Proof of the intended time of announcement! We all know that Fastlane has not gone down ONCE in the past few weeks, so obviously this downtime must mean they are posting results. Whew! It feels good to know that.

Not true. It went down Sunday night intermittently

Posted

just talked to the call center (i know it's useless). i said

Me: i heard several rumors that results would be released today. is there any possibility of that happening?

Call center: *long pause* we are hoping that results will be released by the end of the week. it is possible that they will be released today but i can't tell you anything further. sorry.

Me: thank you

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"FastLane will be unavailable Thursday, April 9 from 11:00PM ET until 1:00AM ET on Friday, April 10 for scheduled maintenance. We apologize for any inconvenience."

my guess is we'll know tonight.

My fastlane page doesn't say this... How long has is looked like this for you?

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On almost every page, there's about 4-5 people quoting and not getting sarcasm. That's the real fun.

Posted
On almost every page, there's about 4-5 people quoting and not getting sarcasm. That's the real fun.

Sadly, I am not so sure the latest posts were sarcastic. some folk are amazingly optimistic.

Posted

Not true. It went down Sunday night intermittently

Seriously, guys. I know that sarcasm doesn't always come through in text so well, but its the 90's man! You gotta start looking out for this stuff!

It goes down every night at around 4am (somebody had a Python script monitoring the page for changes who verified this). It also went down Sunday for scheduled maintenence which wound up doing nothing for us. If you read the posts over the past few days, there are LOADS of time people have posted "ZOMG! Fastlane is down! Results are going up?!"

Forgive my dickly response, but its all getting a bit old.

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If anyone else feels the need to call, please do not ask leading questions. A lot of people have been asking things like I have heard x and is this true. We learn more from just calling and asking when they will be released. If you feel then need then ask if there is a chance for it today. Asking a leading question immediately will change the response you are given and probably decrease the accuracy of response.

Posted
just talked to the call center (i know it's useless). i said

Me: i heard several rumors that results would be released today. is there any possibility of that happening?

Call center: *long pause* we are hoping that results will be released by the end of the week. it is possible that they will be released today but i can't tell you anything further. sorry.

Me: thank you

wow, i can't believe you would talk to them like this. you sound like a smarmy, self-entitled prick.

Posted

I just looked at Fastlane, there is no message saying it is going down for scheduled maintenance. Can someone else check this please?

Posted
we should all film our notification reactions.

here's mine from last year:

I couldn't stop laughing at that.

Posted

wow, i can't believe you would talk to them like this. you sound like a smarmy, self-entitled prick.

I love your handle, btw

Posted
It goes down every night at around 4am (somebody had a Python script monitoring the page for changes who verified this). It also went down Sunday for scheduled maintenence which wound up doing nothing for us. If you read the posts over the past few days, there are LOADS of time people have posted "ZOMG! Fastlane is down! Results are going up?!"

Forgive my dickly response, but its all getting a bit old.

I also do not remember it going down last year immediately before everything was loaded. I do not think that it works that way.

Posted

wow, i can't believe you would talk to them like this. you sound like a smarmy, self-entitled prick.

Wow, I can't believe you would criticize someone's phone ettiqutte like that. You type like a smarmy, self-entitled prick.

Posted

i just called to check, and the website will indeed be down for maintenance tonight.

the computers need to be restarted, and it's related to the allegations previously posted...

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Posted

Wow, I can't believe you would criticize someone's phone ettiqutte like that. You type like a smarmy, self-entitled prick.

Didn't this exchange just happen like a couple of days ago, with different people?

Posted

Hmm...so would they need to restart before posting (tomorrow) or after posting (today)? I would think they need to restart before posting results - any thoughts?

Posted
Didn't this exchange just happen like a couple of days ago, with different people?

Wow, I can't believe that you don't have perfect recall of this entire 1300+ post thread. You remember things like a smarmy, self-entitled prick.

Posted

Personally I thank the people who are calling and asking questions. The delay and lack of info is absurd (not saying the NSF is to blame, but they should expect a some WTF phone calls).

Posted

Wow, I can't believe that you don't have perfect recall of this entire 1300+ post thread. You remember things like a smarmy, self-entitled prick.

Look, we're all posting on a 1300+ comment FORUM, on the INTERNET. We're ALL smarmy, self-entitled pricks.

Posted

Wow, I can't believe that you don't have perfect recall of this entire 1300+ post thread. You remember things like a smarmy, self-entitled prick.

Clearly I am unworthy of the NSF.

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