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Thanks a lot, magic eight ball...


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If you start now, you won't stop until all your results are in. I promise. "If this traffic light turns yellow, I'll get into X." "If they're out of half and half, I won't get into Y." "If I can make this free throw I'll get into Z, but without funding." What if all these arbitrary signs of the universe are wrong? What if they're right?!

On another note, Tarot cards and runes are awful for predicting results... :P

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If you start now, you won't stop until all your results are in. I promise. "If this traffic light turns yellow, I'll get into X." "If they're out of half and half, I won't get into Y." "If I can make this free throw I'll get into Z, but without funding." What if all these arbitrary signs of the universe are wrong? What if they're right?!

Haha this is me. "If I can park in that space before the song ends, I'll get into X!"

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Im totally cracking up, I did that too. Nice, you know our critical thinking, and cognitive is so minimal at that point, we probably don't deserve to get in. LOL nice you made my day :)

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This one's even better: http://www.peteranswers.com/ I spent the whole afternoon asking about my life decisions.

I asked Peter how many graduate schools will accept me. He said he only answers those who believe, so I wrote in the petition "Peter, may God help you answer this question", and then added "God willing" before the question itself. Didn't help. He said "That is beyond my knowledge". :P

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I asked Peter how many graduate schools will accept me. He said he only answers those who believe, so I wrote in the petition "Peter, may God help you answer this question", and then added "God willing" before the question itself. Didn't help. He said "That is beyond my knowledge". :P

I asked the same question and he said "You know the answer to that question"

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