smcg Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 January 30: "Ok, so we have all of our decisions? Good. Write a batch email and set it to send on April 14." HistoryGypsy, Gvh, juiceboxrampage and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grad_wannabe Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 "This applicant was so far down the list she didn't even merit an interview, and so there's no possible way she could be admitted. So, when she calls the department to ask if she's still in the running, we better make sure to tell her "anything can happen."" brokenwindow, TXInstrument11 and mb712 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcg Posted February 20, 2015 Author Share Posted February 20, 2015 "He really doesn't seem a good fit. Waitlist him for 3 weeks then set up an interview. 2 weeks later send out a generic rejection." *Diabolical laughter* mb712 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjoh197 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 "This person has great ugrad research, good scores, and fantastic LOR's.... Their POI seems very interested in them. Reject pile." mockturtle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXInstrument11 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) "Where the heck is this person from? Not Harvard, not Princeton, not Columbia, not Cornell.....yet they mark American, so I'm prerplexed. Really, Bob, that's actually one of the fifty states? Well, you learn something new every day, I guess. Did we already accept our token non-Ivy? Yes? Well, crap. Reject this no-name then." Edited February 21, 2015 by TXInstrument11 mb712, EMGagne and Kleene 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbdd2 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 "Where the heck is this person from? Not Harvard, not Princeton, not Columbia, not Cornell.....yet they mark American, so I'm prerplexed. Really, Bob, that's actually one of the fifty states? Well, you learn something new every day, I guess. Did we already accept our token non-Ivy? Yes? Well, crap. Reject this no-name then." Lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divertan Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 January 30: "Ok, so we have all of our decisions? Good. Write a batch email and set it to send on April 14." Bahahahaha oh I needed a good laugh! This thread is great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssynny Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Probably a hell of a lot of sighing Sujie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page228 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 "Are we done yet?" "...George, you've looked at two applications." "Ugh. Where should we call for lunch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amayan Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 "Hey, wait a minute - Bob, this application is from you." "I miss being a student." "Dr. Bobberts, you already graduated." "Yeah, but I'm really good at it." ... "Get me off this committee and I swear I'll make you proud." TXInstrument11 and atlremix 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W.Churchill Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Dr. Bob Bobberts? If I knew how to like posts on the mobile version I would give you all the likes, Amayan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpowe003 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 "Let's make our applicants feel like they're in another bad relationship by saying great things to them in email correspondence, which we will always reply to that same day, but then after a while let's stop answering and leave them hanging!" PullingOutMyHair 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcg Posted February 24, 2015 Author Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) Dr. Johnson: Guess what day it is? Dr. Reynolds: Hump DAAAAYYYY! Dr. Johnson: Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Guess what day it is? Dr. Andrews: Hump DAY! Dr. Smith: Hump Day! *Applicants* It' not even wednesday.... Edited February 24, 2015 by smcg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HistoryGypsy Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 "Let's see, if we let 'em hang just a few weeks longer, I'll bet we can lower their self-confidence enough to accept WAY lower funding. And then we can all get Keurigs with the money we've saved!" ivmeow, atlremix, TXInstrument11 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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