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Things you'd hear at an AdComm meeting as a fly on the wall


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"This applicant was so far down the list she didn't even merit an interview, and so there's no possible way she could be admitted. So, when she calls the department to ask if she's still in the running, we better make sure to tell her "anything can happen.""

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"Where the heck is this person from? Not Harvard, not Princeton, not Columbia, not Cornell.....yet they mark American, so I'm prerplexed.

Really, Bob, that's actually one of the fifty states?

Well, you learn something new every day, I guess.

Did we already accept our token non-Ivy?

Yes?

Well, crap. Reject this no-name then."

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"Where the heck is this person from? Not Harvard, not Princeton, not Columbia, not Cornell.....yet they mark American, so I'm prerplexed.

Really, Bob, that's actually one of the fifty states?

Well, you learn something new every day, I guess.

Did we already accept our token non-Ivy?

Yes?

Well, crap. Reject this no-name then."

Lol!!

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Dr. Johnson: Guess what day it is?

 

Dr. Reynolds: Hump DAAAAYYYY!

 

Dr. Johnson: Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Guess what day it is?

 

Dr. Andrews: Hump DAY!

 

Dr. Smith: Hump Day!

 

*Applicants* It' not even wednesday....

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