AlexM451 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 StaphA47, you have entered the "I hate Beta-lactams" Chat Room YersiniaP23: Ya'll know you want some of my bubonic plague! xxStrepPxx: Anyone looking to conjugate? Ecoli157: Age/F-type/Gram-Stain? xxStrepPxx: 28 minutes/negative/positive Ecoli157: eh, not for me MycoTuberc: Who wants to see underneath my capsule? T4_phage: hey guys! Ecoli157: oh shit... You have entered private chat with xxStrepPxx: StaphA47: hey, wanna conjugate? xxStrepPxx: A/F/G? StaphA47: 17 minutes/positive/positive xxStrepPxx: ooh a younger microbe, i'm into it StaphA47: after an evening of secreting toxins and metabolizing glucose, we spread to the epidermis and find a comfortable, romantic spot on an adipocyte xxStrepPxx: i tickle you playfully with my flagella, and start secreting mating factors StaphA47: I begin to extend my long sex pilus xxStrepPxx: oooh yeah how big is it? StaphA47: 3 micrometers baby xxStrepPxx: mmmm that's huge StaphA47: my pilus makes contact with your surface coat, forming a mating bridge, i draw you in close xxStrepPxx: yes, i want your antibiotic resistance genes! StaphA47: within milliseconds i shoot my plasmids all over your surface coat xxStrepPxx: ughh...well that's disappointing StaphA47: I swear this never happens, usually i last much longer xxStrepPxx: whatever, i'm going to talk to my ex-mate, neisseria gonorrhoeae StaphA47: i wouldn't do that, i hear he gets around xxStrepPxx has exited private chat singlecell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgk Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 ... someone with too much free time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinjal Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippopotassium Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 This is amazing. I <3 fellow micro nerds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnlikelyGrad Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Hilarioius!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surprisecake Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 hehhheh that's awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centurysun Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 LOL:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhmlurker Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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