Genomic Repairman

Alcohol, the poor man's Ambien, is the way to go!

come chat with me, I'm bored.

Dinner with grad school candidates was less than stellar.

doesn't feel like starting his candidacy exam!

Finally we interview a candidate that doesn't suck or have redonkulously ludicrous notions of what grad school is.

Fuck it, sometimes you gotta call an idiot an idiot!

Fuck working on Labor Day.

Hell yeah buddy, congrats, where to?

I am a scientist but also have a BS in Econ, send me your SOP and I'll take a look at it.

genrepair@gmail.com

I fucking broke my external hard drive, rest in peace Western Digital, you saved as few dared to dream!

I mean you can be funny but their is no reason to be a condescending cockbite to folks who are posting questions about stuff they feel insecure about. And sweet hay-sus that nimrod does nothing but blather about the GRE.

I use Keynote to make all of my presentations. It is way more streamlined than powerpoint and the thing does not crash.

I will answer your questions for a sangwich!

I'm back bitches!

I'm powered by alcohol!

jump in there is another open spot.

Keep Calm & Carry On! Or someother British shit like that...

Keep Calm & Carry On! Or someother British shit like that...

Lidocaine is the drunk retarded cousin of cocaine.

My apologies for the gender confusion. I cannot stand that little cocknob and his or maybe her smug attitude. Best of luck, hope the email that comes back brings good news with it.

Oh yeah they remember. I've seen other profs do the holy shit bug eyed look when they see rejected students later at professional meetings.

Raw deal that sucks. Best of luck next year.

Read it. I have a personal preference but I also see both sides of the story but try to remain neutral or at least semi-objective when discussing it.

Review my damn fellowship proposal and hand me my cash, I've got work to do!

Seadouche just called you the middle aged medieval lady, person or some shit in a post!