That, my dear liszt85, is overkill. It hurt you & i'm fairly sure Prof. Y isn't all too happy about the connotation there either.
Thus BurnSquared.
That one is so good I almost don't believe you.
Sadly for me, however, that because I received the infamous letter (posted) I totally, totally, unabashedly do.
As for the others: PLEASE, i beg you, keep them rolling in. I hadn't expected to have so many other brave souls parting with their own rejections but I am elated to know that I have, indeed, found a comical bunch.
I mean, how else will we deal with this trauma?
[i.am.going.postal.]