UndraftedFreeAgent Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 1. Every time someone says "crap shoot", you envision a professor throwing all applications in a toilet, aiming a shotgun at the toilet, firing, and making a decision based on what splashes out. 2. You have spies (friends) at your favorite schools "volunteer" to envelope letters for the department. 3. You've developed a composite set of department rankings based on the dozens of other rankings that are out there. 4. You know the names of the departmental secretaries at all schools by heart. 5. You're convinced that all postings on the results page regarding schools from which you haven't heard are lies, because your hidden web cams show that the committees are still meeting. 6. You begin to wonder what sort of placement you could get with a degree from University of Phoenix Online 7. You've created a text message system to notify friends/family of every decision... even if they don't care. 8. You installed an alarm system to let you know when the mail arrives. 9. People have started betting as to your odds of getting into certain programs, just so they have a reason to pretend to care when you rant. 10. You check your email so often that sometimes you don't even need to re-enter your password. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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