If you were the subject of a research study

[sputnik]

I I were a subject in a research study, it'd be a study on:

1. Lifetime effects of drinking Diet Coke

2. Americans with Eastern Hemisphere sleeping patterns

3. Anxiety caused by premature expectation of application updatum (I just made that up) (grin)

4. Procrastination

5. Couples with opposite work schedules

[MoJingly]

The neurological basis of constant twitching due to anxiety (and coffee consumption?)

[sputnik]

The neurological basis of constant twitching due to anxiety (and coffee consumption?)

Oooh! Good one! I'm a leg-bouncer. It's always going.

[Count de Monet]

what brain defect causes people to spend thousands of dollars applying to graduate school multiple times....

[sputnik]

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LOL I think it's the one called "hope."

[Niko256]

Probably one of those mouse in a maze studies where the cheese is admission+aid

[sputnik]

I think I can add to my list: the causal relationship of time spent waiting for application decisions to general deterioration of the mind/soul.

[OnceAndFutureGrad]

I. Long-term effects of a long distance relationship (going on four years!)

II. Gender and identity confusion in historical reenactment

III. Psychological trauma of watching more than three episodes of Doctor Who in a day