I have considered becoming "Pam", as well. I would enjoy even more if my co-workers were Office-esque, especially if there was a "Dwight".
Best Case Scenario: Get into Colorado School of Mines, full-funding with internship at United States Geological Survey. AFterwards, get a wonderful job with the government (BLM, United States Forest Service, Army Corps of Engineers, etc..)
Worst Case: I have 2 back up plans-mostly because I am very determined to pursue my passion, I really need a change from my job and have been planning this for a while...and I really don't mind any of these options. At least that's comforting if I don't get into CSM.
1. I don't get into to CSM , but get into Colorado State University, take classes there to prepare for graduate study, while attending relevant conferences, presenting posters, maybe do some research etc...preparing to be the most awesome applicant ever for CSM when I apply again.
2. Don't get into CSU, take classes at community college to prepare for graduate school, attend relevant association meetings, network, volunteer at geotechnical firm.
Repeat process until admitted to CSM...maybe. I'll give it 2 tries. I can only go in debt so much.
Absolute worst case: no school wants me, I move to Telluride, work in a ski shop and become a ski bum.