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  1. I am still alive! start my second-year teaching as an HS science teacher, definitely made the right decision not to pursue a postdoc training last year

    1. fuzzylogician

      fuzzylogician

      Hey! Glad to hear that! 

  2. Last day at work, cleaned my desk and turned in my keys. 1.5 more days until I start my real job B)

  3. Job offer accepted, now it's time to defend my dissertation and GTFO :D

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    2. rising_star

      rising_star

      Congratulations!!

    3. Quantum Buckyball

      Quantum Buckyball

      received my confirmation of employment today, shit got real. 

    4. spectastic

      spectastic

      they call that the event horizon 

  4. Sometimes I feel our taxpayers' money should be spent on something else other than so called "scientific research" with minimal incremental improvement... 

  5. so .... one of the duties is to coordinate with contract labs ;)

  6. getting my certificate in plumbing B)

  7. Recruiter said my previous training and accomplishments caught their attention, rather than my current ones for the job I applied to. Apparently other applicants all have similar set skills and experience ;) 

    1. spectastic

      spectastic

      what previous training and accomplishments was this?

    2. Quantum Buckyball

      Quantum Buckyball

      programming and coding 

  8. about 50% of the people graduated from my program without any job offers, holy shit. 

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    2. Quantum Buckyball

      Quantum Buckyball

      My friend and I were trying to identify those graduated from our program in the past 5 years actually got an offer prior to their dissertation defense and we couldn't identify any. Most people graduate and then stay in the same lab as a short term postdoc while keep applying. :(

    3. Neist

      Neist

      The program I'm entering has a good placement record, but it's deliberately kept very small. I had a discussion this weekend with a faculty member here, and he told me that they've actually been criticized for being too small. The department's counter was that there was no way they could ever hope to place that many graduates, and it would be irresponsible to on more.

      I still don't know what my odds are. I'm hopeful, but you never know. I have my library degree to fall on if all else fails. One can do a lot with a library degree.

    4. Quantum Buckyball

      Quantum Buckyball

      We take in 25~30 new students each year, when I entered the program, it was the biggest class ever, we had 34 kids. Long story short, only about 60% of people are completing with a PhD (or attempt to) and the other 40% left the program with or without a MS. I think it's good that your program is aware of surplus of PhDs but my program completely ignored it, they just wanted to make sure they have enough people to teach low level chemistry classes. 

  9. This work needs to be published in JACS, not Biochemistry. 

  10. someone from my program got a couple of financial need based fellowships/scholarships...and she drives a BMW....ugh

  11. 30 pg worth of work for a communication publication, oh lordt...welcome to modern scientific publishing :wacko: 

  12. writing grant proposal is boring... 

  13. Ain't gonna publish any of my findings in journals with an impact factor less than a 3.0, don't care how "specialized" they are <_<

  14. write, edit, submit, repeat :D

  15. Oh lordt....we have the biggest incoming freshman year (undergrad) again...sucks for TAs...

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    2. iphi

      iphi

      Yeah our area almost lost my position (the only TA) this year, and I will TA for 7 classes! :blink:

    3. .letmeinplz//

      .letmeinplz//

      7? Are you going to have time for any of your work too or...?

    4. iphi

      iphi

      Nope, probably not!

  16. Project Runway and America's Next Top Model...oh lordt :lol:

    1. .letmeinplz//

      .letmeinplz//

      Face Off is a much better competition show :-).

  17. I would get rid of tenure track

    1. rising_star

      rising_star

      Any particular reason why?

  18. "We've all been played, we all get hurt Just take that pain and let that motherfxxker burn" - Comeback by Ella Eyre

  19. Everything has an end... only a sausage has two

  20. summer school!

    1. Threeboysmom

      Threeboysmom

      Me too! One week left of relaxing.

  21. Would you self-cite your own work?

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    2. Cookie

      Cookie

      I wrote my own code, then the next papers I cited them. its typical, really!

    3. RunnerGrad

      RunnerGrad

      It is seen quite often in my field.

    4. gpantel

      gpantel

      It seems to me that in many cases self-citing is not only warranted, but necessary.

  22. Mad Max marathon

    1. GeoDUDE!

      GeoDUDE!

      the new one is great

    2. maelia8

      maelia8

      me too! We just watched the first one last night and will continue for the next three days ;)

  23. "Not all PhDs are created equal."

  24. Just found out someone listed 7 papers in their "publication" section of CV and none of the papers were actually published nor accepted....wow...desperate much?

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    2. fuzzylogician

      fuzzylogician

      Though it does allow me to have a pre-publication version of the paper on my website and on public archives, as long as I uploaded the paper before it was accepted for publication with this journal... but I do have another paper that I can't have on my website so I just say to contact me for more details.

    3. Quantum Buckyball

      Quantum Buckyball

      What I meant was that is it legal for people to make a such pompous claim?

    4. fuzzylogician

      fuzzylogician

      Legal? Why not? It doesn't sound like the person lied, just that they have a sad CV and are trying to "beef it up." It will be clear to everyone that it's just that -- bullshit. But bullshit is not illegal...

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