Dear Germany,
Please send ETA's their emails in the next couple of days. If I have to wait another two weeks, I may as well call in sick to work, because I won't get anything done. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to get a doctors note for a leave of absence, and I don't think doctors write notes for things like this.
Love,
Me
Pretty much sums up my thoughts. Anyone remember the turtle (Sheldon?) from Rocko's Modern Life? That's me right now.
Congrats to all full grantees!!!!!...
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oh god
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oh god.