DBear

One year a long time ago, there were penguins who didn't wear hats when swimming. This made their mothers livid. "Unacceptable!" Frightened, they screamed, "Bears!" Nobody seemed convinced so instead of going swimming they tried juggling. Their mothers tried @cmykrgb Oohhh!! Interesting! I actually never knew there was a different spelling!

False positive

One year a long time ago, there were penguins who didn't wear hats when swimming. This made their mothers livid. "Unacceptable!" Frightened, they screamed, "Bears!" Nobody seemed convinced so instead of going swimming they tried juggling. Their ***Switched joggling to juggling

One year a long time ago, there were penguins who didn't wear hats when swimming. This made their mothers livid. "Unacceptable!" Frightened, they screamed, "Bears!" Nobody seemed convinced

Primary education

One year a long time ago, there were penguins who didn't wear hats when swimming. This made their mothers livid. "Unacceptable!" Frightened, they

Cutting corners

One year a long time ago, there were penguins who didn't wear hats when swimming. This made their mothers livid.

One year a long time ago, there were penguins who didn't wear hats when swimming. This made

Fantastic four

Heart surgery

One year a long time ago, there were

World leader

Twin Cities

One year a long

One year

Life FAIL

Field hockey

Secret weapon

A lot of schools do this, usually the system has a way for you to track your application status and/or upload info needed to process student visas for international students.

Jean jacket

Mini skirt

Imagine of we were waiting for admission to Hogwarts, we'd have to stare out the window all day waiting for the owl to fly in. Probably move around from window to window since you never know which direction the owl is coming from!

Interest accrual

Yes, there's no rhyme or reason it seems. But I have to be honest that when I saw people saying they got these emails from schools like Columbia, I freaked out thinking that my GRE score was too crappy to make their canned email list of honor. Obviously I read a bit too much into SPAM!! And I'm hoping to get an email from Hogwarts. That wouldn't be spam.