First, thanks for directing me to the person who created the map! As I stated in my initial post, I didn't know who created it when I shared it. A friend sent me the batchgeo link last year and I saved it without any other information. Here's a better link to the map on Ridolfo's site: http://rhetmap.org/doctoral/. To answer my own question, it seems like it is comprehensive.
Second, if you are talking about my tentative school list that I put in my signature, I have spent some time trying to select Rhet/Comp PhD programs (with no lit requirements) that are more focused on the composition side or at least equal rhet/comp. I am staying away from any rhetoric heavy or rhetoric only programs. I am interested in ESL as a secondary interest and I've been trying to find programs that emphasize that or at least offer some second language acquisition classes as electives. Mainly, I'm interested in composition pedagogy/research and ESL. Additionally, I sometimes throw business/professional writing into the mix because I have a BS in Business Management and English (along with an MA in English-composition).
If you have any specific critiques of my list, I'd appreciate your perspective. I expect that the list will change somewhat during the next year. Otherwise, I don't think your "I'm not sure what the hell you are doing" tone is appropriate (especially on a board like this where many people are probably suffering from impostor syndrome). See all of the "Am I good enough for grad school?" posts.