I have three to (re)contribute:
(1) The ever-popular "you'll get in somewhere." If anyone is pursuing a sociolinguistic degree, can you please study this phenomenon?
(2) I am a career-changer and I am applying for a second masters degree in a different field. So, I get this one a lot, "Oh, so will you have your PhD after this?" Me: "No." This is usually followed by an awkward and confused "Ohhhhh...."
(3) The verbatim reaction from my mother.
Me: "Mom, I got into NYU!"
Mom: "Oh, that's great honey! AND, I heard they're opening a Home Goods in town. Yay!"