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if you makes you feel any better I hate me too for going the intense psychiatric treatment I'm going to need after that encounter is enough to convince me to become a zealous advocate for any non-parent type to avoid the Magic Kingdom at all costs! On an unrelated note ... GOOD MORNING my friends! Slowly getting there

The Rat of Lake Buena Vista was present and/or accounted for ... for everyone who has ever had the temerity to compare Disney to Las Vegas, please walk into oncoming traffic ... Las Vegas makes no bones about trying to make you part w/your money ... there are no sugary smiles and you get a buzz ... the vacuous looks on the faces of the "cast members"* truly told me that these lost souls have been programmed to get my money AND make me feel good about parting w/said loot ... at least Vegas has the decency to not force me to broadcast to everyone where I've been .... if you want to see the face of the devil , come to the Magic Kingdom, he has a statue and he is holding the hands of his former most faithful servant ... so how was YOUR day? * like any true cult, Disney has fancy names for all it's followers (or in this case employees)

victory is victory my friend ... light the cigar

the only reason they won't hire you is because you don't have a POI ... get to know Grimace, Hamburglar or Officer Big Mac even ... Mayor McCheese is kind of a dick and expects a bribe

1. I should have learned my lesson in HS when my GPA was dreadful and didn't make it into an ivy school (also didn't help that I didn't apply) 2. SOMEONE* will take you if you show the right promise ... it's just a question of timing really *w/funding of course

note: become friends w/people in the registrar's office ... that's all I'm saying

I return! Unharmed! What did I miss? Where is everybody?

Will they even understand that?

Congrats to all the acceptances throughout the day. I couldn't stay away ... BTW if I disappear off of here for a few days, it is quite possible I am in disney jail ... one of these little kids is gonna realize that this is really the unhappiest place on earth if they don't keep acting a fool

Congrats to all the acceptances throughout the day. I couldn't stay away ... BTW if I disappear off of here for a few days, it is quite possible I am in disney jail ... one of these little kids is gonna realize that this is really the unhappiest place on earth if they don't keep acting a fool

Well guess time to burn my "underachiever and proud of it" t-shirt, membership card and signed Bart Simpson certificate of authentic slackertitude ... but in all seriousness I am assuming you are saying that the first year was difficult but as long as you put forth the effort it was doable?

well my crazy grad cafe family I am going to the "happiest place on earth" today and expect to be away from all you guys. Llama don't go too crazy with worry today b/c I won't be able to enjoy your caustic wit that accompanies those episodes. I keed I keed. Nordicllama > Chuck Norris > Everyone else*. Alrighty gang be good! *CLEARLY Strangelight isn't factored in of course otherwise it would have read too long

I am so grateful that US schools don't have a minimum GPA cutoff for grad school otherwise I would be a dead man ... I wasn't exactly the most serious student my 2nd semester and most of my sophomore year so I had some MAJOR clunker grades sitting on there ... luckily I was able to pull it back up w/a decent showing towards jr year. I do expect to relocate some where else w/in the US just unsure where it'll be. I might just say eff all of this and write to a school of my choice and tell them I plan on starting with the next year and for them not to worry about the oversight in not admitting or giving me funding.

Llama ... you ... complete ... me

Before you even do that though tease a franchise which has been STARVED for a superstar, in a city that WORSHIPS its basketball players historian and then get gullible fans to pre-order your jersey book with the new number chapter you have said you are going to include in order to pay homage to an older era. THEN like the stinking coward that you are you eschew this FANTASTIC city who then have to pick up an ok player with uninsurable knees average student like Oseirus who quite frankly is just starstruck to be there. You will go through your entire career regretting turning down the Knicks and Oseirus will hate you for making him believe his beloved Knicks had a chance to turn them around. EFF YOU LEBRON! EFF YOU!!! I hope you hate Miami and I hope you get sunburned daily! I hope you Enjoy MIA Sandy! It is a great place

80s baby in the house! Don't make em like this no more ... ... I still have no funding but it isn't April yet so who knows? You can always negotiate to the last minute ... are you only applying to schools in Canada?

As a board-certified and former five-time hater of the year award recipient, I have to say Texans get a little too overprotective over the natal state. Therefore once you 'go in', they are more liable to retaliate in a more violent manner and these are just jokes (till someone gets a black eye). As for that last one ... I ain't touching that sir

your wrists must be tired from slapping so many people

half way to victory list is my alternative viewing of that letter

As insufferable as those miserable beings who inhabit that state are, there is one thing I will never challenge a Texan on and that is state pride. They are Texans first and foremost, anything else next. Who else celebrates a phony independence day besides them? That's right Texans, I called your holiday malarkey! In the parlance of the streets ... shots fired

Shout! Shout! Let it all out! These are the things we can do without. Come on, I'm talking to you DGS, come on!

I have been on record as saying these commercials are the worst ... now I know the level of pain you are clearly in my friend ... be thou at peace

1. "Y'all" is a southern term 2. Technically it isn't "hill billy" it is either Appalachian-Americans, Mountainous-Americans or regional variants 3. Houston? That's more of a Texan twang, distinct onto itself 4. If anyone says Texas is the south, is a damn liar! Oh and deserves to be shot 5. Accents are the best when they are clearly phony

The question is ... are departments willing to enact this for me? That is how I know I am truly wanted

but once she is engaged in a telephonic conversation, she returns to her native tongue?