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so you're saying IF I were to go to Columbia and wanted to start dating the lovely Jewess of the City, you're my go-to gal? Is that how this works or do I need a regular yenta for that kind of operation?

I no longer feel like a madman ... thank you .... from the depths of my soul

BUT READING THE TEA LEAVES AND OVERREACTING IS WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!!!! Sorry for "yelling" ... just had to get into character for a minute there

Well I believe Dieter from Sprockets has something for you to do

oh no ... I am taking some "tools" which will hopefully "enhance" my message ... but I'll be suitably dressed in all black ... don't worry they'll get the "point"

this might not be a good sign for me then that I've not been referred to a single student thus far

don't worry I won't subject humanity to the site of doughy abs ... but I do have a ski mask and I am NOT afraid of visiting department heads late at night!

how did you stalk find them?

that is when I would hand that person the phone # to the department and ask them to give them a call to find out for you

In case you need ideas for the shirt ... and you're finally welcome!

Just remember this when you are making your decisions folks!

Sir! I never joke about French cuffs! I have been their champion since 05 ... I may call them cheese eatin' surrender monkeys (™ of Groundskeeper Willie) but dammit if those bastards don't have refined tastes when it comes to the cut of a man's sleeves!

WOAH ... 25K? Are you silly ... I wouldn't be seen DEAD with something that cheap and tawdry ... and ONLY 365 ... what about your afternoon apparel? And evening wear? Come come sir ... what are we? farmers? You must ALWAYS have evening wear!

I got nothing the best mean quip I could come up with was this: "well clearly you can see that intelligence isn't an inherited trait but then again maybe it is and that's why you weren't accepted" I apologize for the anticipation

well probably around end of this month beginning of April. I have gotten into all the schools that will accept me ... now is the time for them to show me love ... which, like a stripper, I equate with money don't worry she has a strong jaw ... there are no Glass Joes in my family!

LOL you are a bad person for making me laugh ... but in my defense that pun was so terrible and yet it was spot on ... I may need to go to confession this week

Ladies and gentlemen ... Nordicllama is the TRUTH .... that is all Fear the Llama ... FEAR HIM

Sir: french cuffs, an European cut suit, a $200 hair cut, crocodile shoes and then finally a pinky ring.

it's not even just waiting back ... it's the obfuscation and mixed messages that seem to be just hair-pulling, teeth-gnashingly makes you want to punch your grandmother in the face

intelligence joke waiting to be written but how to not make it mean ... and now .... go!

Please don't make any jokes about the "bridge" up there ... folks are sensitive about that topic

Well as insensitive as that sounded they DO have a point (not about the CEO part because clearly that is a flawed argument, since not ALL CEOs are egineers) but the point of potentially having to boost your resume up by getting another degree alas

Not a peep from the last hold outs but it is to expected ... this thing is going to the wire

I'm done ... whoever will pay me ... I'm theirs

Maybe it is the artificial time (curse you Benjamin Franklin, farmers and ALL other states except Arizona for this pox known as daylights savings) or it's just me but I am SO confused by that last line ... can you expand upon it a little? Pretty please? Not w/a cherry but close to it?