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you have got to be kidding me? Who is this TripWillis fellow? ANYONE commenting more than 494 per month is just being obscene ..... let us all tut tut at him and ONLY him and let us not look at anyone else on this list of shame ... agreed? And now commence tutting!

I have read this 3 times today ... I wish I could vote it up more ... WOW

sadly I am not married but does it count anyway if I pretended to "make" babies?

come to grad cafe ... like your local bar, we understand your pain, we rarely judge and the barkeep rarely expects a tip

I am going to do 12 mitzvots to celebrate this good news! I am so happy for you! All of our high freakout folks like you and Goldie have done really well ... I am so ecstatic for you today! l'chaim all round!

O for those moments when I let doubt creep in words of hope and encouragement spring up! Congrats marius! My point exactly

I think this youth speaks for me

Good morning and good day to you all ... so now that we're coming to the end of this application season what will happened to the band ... also how many people are still out in the cold unsure of where they are going?

See my reply is this: I expect to find a sugar momma ONCE I graduate

The silence is so deafening I need a hearing aid at age 29 :-(

for me the worst part of getting in hasn't been the "getting in" but rather the failed chance to rail at teachers and post a "this is for ALL those who doubted me". Unfortunately, since HS teachers have expected this of me and I have done my darndest to not only lower their expectations but to be unbelievably underwhelming. I ran away from academia and did other "things" and yet even my high school teacher has been like "what took you so long"? Now the pressure is on again. In the parlance of the 1337 speakers ... FML

Wouldn't call it a skill ... just an unfortunate side effect of being a terrible who needed to deflect attention from the questions raised in any given class ... but thank you for making my day though Monster :-)

So does this mean we're losing you Goldie? Or are we going to do that whole post-graduation thing of 'oh yeah, we'll def stay in touch' and then 15 years down the road (i.e., in 2-3 years) we see you at the supermarket (or in this case at the mythical AHA conference) and you look worn down from the 3 kids (3 weeks straight of staying up to do all-night research) and then we just remember the good days? OR are you going to still REALLY stick around here? Inquiring minds would like to know.

are these people even friends?!?!?!

Oh you poor thing! See when I say "Seminole" I really DO mean SEMINOLE ... school pride isn't just for the four years we are there ... college football within the southern psyche is not about rational or reasoned arguments ... Tebow EMBARRASSED my school 3 years running not only that he flat out rejected us during the recruiting process ipso facto ... after the devil, Tim Tebow is the most hated (and certain satanic covens he is actually #1) person in Tallahassee/amongst FSU fans worldwide ... we don't care if it makes sense or not ... Tebow will forever be damned in memory ... in summation ... yo quero taco bell

or were incepted?

you might want to translate some of those acronyms and buzzwords for future generations who might not be familiar w/the military background Sig

As a PROUD and DEDICATED Seminole I must demand a retraction about that false prophet of the Swamp .... I spit on that man's name and reputation ... and whatever you said in Spanish Que Hora Es homie ... kay effing or a yes Linsanity only lives on in China and some evil sweatshop in Bangalore

et tu Llama? Et tu? welcome buddy ... my Medieval History is currently restricted to Blackadder (TOS thank you!) and of course Monty Python's Holy Grail guess I'll jump into the football discussion .... No Peyton is sadly done (ha!) and he will become some 3rd stringer (double ha!) let us all turn away now and focus on everyone else ... maybe he'll get the hint to go away (infinite ha)

Well guess I've found another student mentor! Welcome to the fold!

someone please pass me the smelling salts ... I don't know what to do w/myself ... next someone will contradict the works of Clauswitz just to ruin my life ... for the record NOBODY better write about Machiavelli's Il Principe is a literary hoax, if they don't want to turn me into a serial killer

Well thank you! As long as one less person in the world hates me today, I am a happy camper!

I hear the Red-haired orphan girl* is turning tricks now so that might be a better fit ... easier to negotiate a funding package ... the King isn't looking to expend his largess at the mo ... so I hear on the rumor mill *For the Record I loved Dave Thomas and think Wendy's is one of the better fast food chains as far as society goes in case I get anyone easily offended

PLEASE make sure it is a Cuban though!

Crazed we love you anyway ... well ok almost ALL of us love you except Lurker216 keeps PMing me and is all like "man why CandI getthing his panties in a bunch man? What a freaking diva" and I'm all like "nah son, you don't understand what's it like man ... you haven't been in the shit ... I've been in the shit ... I have that 1000 yard stare man .... you get it when you've been in the shit ... Crazed has that ... spent too much time in the shit ... it's why he's like that man ... you'll get the stare too some day when you stop unlurking and get in the shit" ... and he was all like "man you think I can get the stare too?" and then I was like "definitely my man" ..... annnnnndnnnnnnnnnd scene!