Challenging the Grad Cafe: The Six Word Memoir

[DrFaustus666]

Read? Write! Reed? Wright! Read? Right!

[Strangefox]

Applications submitted. Almost no stress. Yet.

[Alyanumbers]

Unfinished writing sample: Procrastination always wins.

[MoJingly]

He kissed me. Forgot grad school.

Amen : )

[eklavya]

Either f*cking accept me or die!!

[Sparky]

(Not a "memoir" per se, but...)

In German, this would be easier.

[balderdash]

Should have bought hard-shell suitcases instead.

[DrFaustus666]

Weil man Vielsilbigenwörtern schreiben kann, oder?

[macmc]

Oh, that's on the test? Damn.

[emmm]

Better late than never -- I hope.

[Sparky]

Weil man Vielsilbigenwörtern schreiben kann, oder?

Ja genau.

(Oops...broke the rule...)

[Strangefox]

Either f*cking accept me or die!!

[Strangefox]

Accept me or you'll regret forever!

[UrbanWonk]

Re applications:

My fate lies in another's hands.

For the six word statement:

White chick believes cities have potential.

[Bukharan]

I will go crazy by March.

[natsteel]

Back from the dead for PhD.

Always tired with not enough done.

Not mine, but:

The waiting is the hardest part.

Edited January 7, 2011 by natsteel

[Golden Monkey]

Went backwards. Worked first, then school.

[Dr._Robotnik's_Shadow]

Nothing but rejections...and then, LIGHT.

[Thanks4Downvoting]

Why is March so far away?

[tls]

if a text could suffice as the SOP: "Plz let me n yo skool..."

[qbtacoma]

Pizzamaker, chef, maid, intern: wannabe academe!

[mewtwo]

Check email. Nothing. Check email. Nothing.

[NadaJ]

Six word SOP:

Organizations should always be socially responsible.

Six word application process:

Please pay me to research this.

[MoJingly]

I JUST WANT TO GET IN!

[Archaeo_Anon]

Spoiler: I win in the end.

(*cough* not about admissions, obviously, since I'm already matriculated; just allowing myself some uncautious optimism about my future career prospects)